when you poop youre not taking a shit
youre giving a shit to the toilet
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was do deep I shit myself
eating is so hard what the hell you have to move your mouth up and down so many times
why do we say *pterodactyl noise* when we have no fucking idea what it sounds like.
i once read that the head of your penis is the same colour as your lips
does this mean troll penis heads are all black
but seriously who even came up with the concept of excreting waste in a porcelain bowl full of water
if cinderella’s slipper fit perfectly then why the fuck did it fall off in the first place
just saw this post on 9gag
if basilisk fangs can destroy horcruxes, why didn’t harry explode when he got bitten